Don't bother leaving Santa any stinking milk and cookies! You know how tired he is of that crap? I'll tell you what I grew up leaving Santa my whole life and now my kids follow this tradition too! Instead of cookies we leave sliced up pepperoni! Instead of milk we leave a cold beer.
This has pleased Santa over the years and the dividends have been in large quantities of gifts for the Costantino girls. The one thing that Santa has written a couple of times is that Rudolph got into the pepperoni and that riding behind him for the rest of the night was pretty tough when he became a bit flatulent! So what do you have to lose - go a little crazy with Santa this year and leave him something a little bit different, spare the old geezer the damn milk and cookies!
What, some people leave Santa milk and cookies? You can't get through the night like that.
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