DUMB DAD RECIPES - FAKE CHICKEN SOUP! 2ND OF 7 DAYS OF FAKE CHICKEN RECIPES!

OK MOMS I AM ALREADY STARTING TO HATE THIS RECIPE THING BUT FOR SEVEN DAYS I WILL BE CATERING TO THE CULINARY CHALLENGED OF MY READERS!  I AM GOING TO TELL YOU HOW TO MAKE CHICKEN SOUP THE EASY WAY AND YOU'LL BE DROOLING FOR IT!  OK.  READY, SET, GO!

1.  Buy 1 fake chicken.  My girls call the precooked rotisserie chicken you can buy at the store fake chicken!  Whatever you call it go buy a fake chicken.

2.  Get some carrots and celery to throw it in the soup.  Also some spinach is good too.  Get a dozen eggs.  Also grab a couple of large containers of College Inn Broth.  Grab 1 lb of mini mac pasta too.

3.  Get back in your car and bring it home.

4.  Go into your house and put it on the counter.  Scratch your head and wonder why you have to do this....

5.  Strip off all meat and cut it up - if it doesn't choke you then the size is right.

6.  Pour the broth into a large pot and put on med-low.  Men this is not a time for speed cooking - take it slow.

7.  Put the chicken in the broth.  Add some salt and pepper - a little at a time until it tastes good.  Add a little garlic powder too.  Don't add too much at once or you will screw up the whole thing!  Add some cut celery and carrots into the pot.  Let it simmer until the veggies soften up.  You have to keep watching it.  Men don't start watching the game and screw it up..

8.  Boil some water and cook the mini mac al dente.  If you don't know Italian that means a little on the chewy side.

9.  This is my favorite part - if you feel like it hard boil a few eggs, dice them and throw them in the broth!  This makes it really pop!

10.  Throw some diced spinach in rig

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t at the end for color and nutrition and simmer for a couple of minutes.  Don't ask me what the nutrients are - if it worked for Popeye then it is good enough for me.

11.  Dump the cooked mini mac into the broth.  That is it!

12.  Serve and enjoy - you will be the most popular guy in the house (I am the only guy in my house so it's easy)  

*Don't forget to leave them mess for your wife.  This is an important step!

*Just put the chicken carcass on the floor because by hook or by crook the dog will get it anyway!

Love,

Iron Chef Eric

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