The Simple Things.

Sometimes the simple things in life are the best. A 40 year old kid and a 5 year old kid having a grand old time out in the sprinkler on a "wicked" hot day! Thanks for the fun Mia!

Love,

Wacky Dad

A Wine Box - A Man's Best Friend!

My favorite box.

Hey wackys!  wait till you see what I have on "tap" for you tonight!  As most of you know I am a big fan of boxed wine.  Actually I'm a big fan of cheap wine, which happens to be in the box most of the time.

Nice Technique!

Well last night I had a pretty huge revelation.  There is a hidden gem inside of the box!  The bladder inside has ohhhhhh so many potential uses. Can you see it?

Dig!

This revelation came when I pulled the bladder out of the inside of the box, and I blew it up like a balloon as usual.  This puts the last dregs of wine under pressure so you can get every last drop out and not waste a bit (yeah I know, awesome trick.  Learned that from my old friend Billy).

My new friend - I call him Ralphie.

  It was right about then that the light bulb went off (true : the bulb was hazy and purple)!  The bladder inside has so much promise!  It can be a volleyball, a football, water wings, a best friend, etc.  My God the possibilities are endless. Hell if you put enough of these things inside the Titantic, I'm pretty sure we could raise the damned thing.   It could be dock material, a scuba tank, a balloon.  I could go on and on.  I have found my ticket to ride.  Look for me peddling (or drinking) these babies on a corner near you!

Thank Me Later!

Wacky Dad