| FAKE CHICKEN |
1. Buy 1 fake chicken. My girls call the precooked rotisserie chicken you can buy at the store fake chicken! Whatever you call it go buy a fake chicken.
2. Get a jar of Hellman's Mayonnaise too.
3. Get back in your car and bring it home.
4. Go into your house and put it on the counter.
5. Strip off all of the white meat and dice it into little cubes - I don't care how big.
| HELLMANS |
6. Eat the dark meat while you "cook". Most men are little piggies.
7. Dump the chicken and some Hellman's Mayonnaise in a bowl.
8. Mix with your hands! Don't be a pansy and use a spoon - it tastes better with the hands!
9. Put it on a roll and feed yourself, wife and your kids! It tastes awesome - that is all there is to it. My girls don't like any chicken salad except this one.
10. Leave the dirty bowl for your wife. It is worth the dirty look!
11. If you leave the chicken carcass unattended on the counter your dog might eat it and leave only a piece of the wishbone on the floor (Holly is going to be part chicken someday!).
Love,
Iron Chef Eric
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We love fake chicken, the ones at Sam's are twice the size of the supermarket at the same price.
ReplyDeleteDon't let the dog get the carcass, it makes the best chicken stock.
Sams is our favorite too Bill. And here they are only $5 each. Cheap! I don't "let" Holly do anything she does. She just does!
ReplyDelete5 bucks for an awesome chicken that will feed a family of 4. Gotta Love Sam's Club.
ReplyDeleteReal Men deep fry their turkeys. If you beg I'll give you my recipe.
ReplyDeleteI'm not begging you for anything! It doesn't take a rocket scientist to fry a turkey!
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