1. It smells like lightning struck the shit house in here.
This 1 liner is used in the most horrendous of bathroom situations. I used it yesterday in the cannon mountain men's room to much laughter from my urinal neighbors.
2. She looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
I Believe you can figure this one out for yourself.
3. She musta been something back before electricity.
Commonly used for woman who may have looked good in her past but no longer does!
4. Damn it's colder than a witches tit out here.
Used yesterday at the top of Cannon mountain.
5. Damn he could talk the dog off the meat wagon!
Phrase used for the most persuasive of people!
Ok everyone that's the closest I'll get to a blog post this vacation. Enjoy!
Love,
Wacky Dad
